"No. I would like to think she came back for me. I always imagined there was a spark between us."
"Oh. Right. So, 2 days ago, when Mal came to the Isle She opened the protective dome for a few precious seconds. I was watching. Not that I sit around and watch Mal. It's just, uh Anyway, when she finally left the Isle I boldly slipped out as the dome was opened."
"No, just part of the way. Then I got a ride with a friend."
"To fulfill my family's destiny! To rule in empire. Auradon will be mine!"
"No. It belongs in the hands of the king Zevon!"
"The school's chemistry lab had nearly all the ingredients I desired."
"Badoom! As fun as this is, I have a kingdom to take over, so- Oh, look how little you are"
"Now, for the jewels. What?! Gone! Looks like I'll have to crash the Jewelbilee."
"Oh. I didn't realize. It's so hard to see from outside. Yeah, to time it just right it's really just a roll of the dice. I'm sure it's gonna be a great little song and dance. Your folks will be proud."
"The good news, however, is that you all have a front row seat for the coming REVOLTOLUTION!"
"Let's agree to disagree."
"For those of you who are still confused I don't mind making this crystal clear: once I fuse all the stones together, this staff will be more powerful than a magic wand."
"Kabloo! That's just one jewel. Once I've combined them all, I will rule all of Auradon!"
"Well, if it isn't the evil Isletwins. Kapow! Or should I say the formerly evil Isle twins, now that Auradon has made you soft. I mean, not soft like a kitten or something, but well you know what I mean!"
"How times have changed. Mal wants to talk to me. I have to admit, there was a time when I hung on your every word."
"But not anymore. You totally missed your chance Mal. Now, each jewel I added increases my power, and when I add them all, this antenna will transmit my spell across all of Auradon: to make everyone evil!"
"You were always one of the clever one Mal. Clever, enchanted, and doomed."
"Don't force me to destroy you now. Kaslice!"
"Wrong again! I know I need backups so I brought him at Geppeto's workshop."