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Pair of Sneakers Chemical Reaction
Evie Mal! You okay?
Mal Of all the words I can think of "okay" is not even in the top 10.
Evie 'Cause you didn't find your jewel?
Mal No.
Evie You wanna talk about it?
Mal I'll just see you later.
Evie I'll just give you some space then. I'll be right here, giving you space!
Audrey Okay! Okay! Everyone, listen up! I've worked really hard on the song and dance for the Jewelbilee. So I really need everybody to step up and give a 110%. Or else.
Jordan Or else what?
Ally Or off with their heads! Too much?
Audrey I just want you to watch me and follow my lead.
Mal Why should today be any different?
Audrey And 2, 3, 4.
Ally That's different.
Audrey Stop it, leg!
Evie Okay, that's a weird move.
Jane Like this?
Audrey No! I'm not doing this!
Jordan Not doing it well, maybe. Hey! Watch the genie pants!
Audrey I'm out of control!
Jane Is this a part of the routine?
Mal Well, it started kinda slow, but I love the big finish.
Audrey Somebody magicked me, Mal!
Evie Audrey, why would Mal do that to you?
Audrey 'Cause she's jealous that she doesn't get to be a part of all this!
Ally Mal's not like that anymore.
Jane If she's still evil, then I'm still plain.
Audrey Um-
Evie Okay, Mal. Thought that was funny, but you do not wanna get between Audrey and her big show. As your BFF, I have to advise you to chill.
Mal You're right, Evie. That would be the nice thing to do.
Audrey Okay, I admit the song got off to a rocky start, but with my eternal vigilant slash amazing directing, I think it could look really-- (Screams)