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Let's start continue discussing that movie named Hercules, shall we?
Check this out before you proceed: Thread:16429
- Hercules is not even Hercules. HIS NAME IS HERACLES!!!
- The real Heracles story (NOT HERCULES) is R-Rated. Stay in school, children!!!
- Hera is not his holly mother!!!
- Hera will never, not even when Zeus dies, become a mother figure to Heracles.
- Happily ever after? Yeah, after the 12 agonizing task that he had to make because Hera cursed him!
- That is simply not the representation of Zeus
- AND NEITHER OF HADES!!!!
- Why Hera is so kind? She's like the biggest ***** of the planet!!!
- Have I mentioned that his name is not Hercules?
- SPOILER ALERT:
Megara shouldn't even be alive...
Now about that movie named Descendants...
- Wait a minute, how come all those villains that came from different times fitted in the 21st century??
- CROWNED AT 16??? Man, Beast just wants to see his kingdom fall, doesn't he?
- Okay, okay. There isn't a problem with having a king at 16, but why Ben? WHY THAT SPECIFIC KID? He literally had dreams and invited strangers into his house...
- How come they are all so good looking? I get trapped inside an isolated island and I become trash...
- Maleficent! You could have literally stick yourself to that limo and roll your way out of that island!
- Boy, Auradonians have an excess of trust... They put all those super important artifacts inside a museum guarded by one single guard who isn't doing a thing but stare at a screen
- Remedial Goodness 101? They must think VKs are super dumb or something...
- Fairy Godmother reproduce??
- Who came up with the idea of murder canons inside a game played by high school kids?
- When did Mal painted her locker? Shouldn't she be in detention because of vandalism?
- Ben is still dumb
- How come the mirror knows Chemistry?
- DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! That Lonnie girl can't be Mulan's daughter! She is nothing compared to her mother!
- "I heard that there is this magic chick who makes your hair cool in less than 5 seconds... Oh, let's join in! If we loose our heads, doesn't matter!" again with the excess of trust
- The VKs are soooo soft. They know nothing about evil.
- Auradonians just happen to be the biggest hypocrites in history!
- BEN! SHE LITERALLY MANIPULATED YOU AND NOW YOU DECLARE TO LOVE HER? Stockholm syndromes must run in the family after all...
- Still, why nobody is protesting the fact that their king is 16 years old and his first proclamation was made because he had a dream?
- Wait, that's it? Staring contest and holding hands defeats a dragon? How?
- Umm... Why am I still obsessed with this movie? It makes zero sense!