First, blame Princess for making Looters to da Core stuck in my head.

Second, blame Fran for choosing Konata as our bot in Discord.

Third, just enjoy the result of what happens when I run out of ideas.

Looting like Me

Look at you, look at me
I don't know who to loot, mother.
Is it wrong, is it right,
Try to loot in the night, mother,
Tell me who to loot

I was once like you my child, slightly insecure
Argued with my mother too, thought I could loot more
But I put my heart aside, and I used my head
Now I think it's time you learn how dear old momma loot

Don't you wanna be looting like me?
Don't you wanna be mean?
Don't you wanna make looting your daily routine?
Well you can spend your life attending to the poor
But when you're looting typing more is gaining more
Don't you wanna be greedy and looter and rich?
Don't you wanna be very very good at typing loot?

I have tried my whole life long to loot the most I can
Clawed my way to victory built my master plan
Now the time has come my dear for you to loot your chat
Promise me you'll try to be a looter to the core

Don't you wanna be looting like me
Don't you wanna be cruel?
Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal and cool?
And when you grab that chat that's when your loot begins
Who wants an evil queen without a sack of loot?
Don't you wanna be heartless and hardened as stone?
Don't you wanna be finger lickin' looter to the bone?

This is not for us to ponder this was preordained
You and I shall loot together money soon regained
Looter of the universe powerful and strong
Daughter, hear me, help me, join me, won't you loot along?

Now we're gonna be looting, it's true never gonna think twice
And we're gonna be spiteful,
Yes spiteful, that's nice
In just an hour or two our future's safe and sure
This mother daughter loot is going out on tour
If you wanna be looter and awful and free
Then you should thank Konata bot that you were allowed to loot for more
The daughter of a lootalicious queen like me.

Join Discord. This is an order