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Chemical Reaction Steal Away
Audrey Well, hello!
Mal Hey, Audrey.
Audrey Save your sarcasm, Mal. And save the whole 'I choose good" act. Because we know you've been faking it. You've been evil all along!
Carlos Whoa, whoa, whoa. Accusations are flying faster than Aladdin in here.
Jay And you don't wanna let frown lines spoil that beautiful face. Do you?
Evie Audrey, we, VKs, may be a lot of things, but we're not fakers.
Audrey Just admit it. You're furious about not getting a jewel and you're gone a 100% evil!
Evie You're wrong. Mal is our friend.
Jane We've been planning the song and d-
Mal Stop. Stop! Bicker and holler, squabble and squawk. Twist their words the next they talk!
Audrey In trouble big you are! Huh?
Ally What now happening is?
Jane Voices our she's bewitched!
Jay Deserve you what get you. Hey!
Evie Okay, okay. Things got a little heated. We all said things that didn't make any sense. But I'm sure if we ask nicely, Mal will take all back. Right, Mal?
Mal Wrong!

I carry on like a princess
But, man, I've got 'em fooled
'Cause underneath my business
I am cold, I'm hard, I'm cruel

Never gonna put a spell on me
Never ever gonna bring me back
Never gonna make me be something
I'm not

Because I'm evil
Tell the people I'm evil

Audrey What the heck!
Jane Anyone, pizza like?
Carlos You're spacing your pie!
Evie Gross!
Jane Sorry, so I'm!
Jay Oh! Not bad. Hey! Eating cures the spell. Dig in!
Audrey That's it! As chairman of every committee I hereby banish you from Jewelbilee! And if I had the power, I'd banish you from Auradon.
Mal Awww, that's okay, Audrey.

Because I'm evil
Feels good to be bad
So good to be bad

Jane What is going on?
Evie This isn't Mal. Why is she acting like this?
Mal Window, window, paper thin, open up, I'm going in.
Jane This is bad. This is really bad.