| Jay
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Long time no see, Zevon.
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| Jane
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Zevon?
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| Freddie
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Sounds like a laundry detergent, right?
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| Zevon
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No doubt you've heard of my mother Yzma but today my evil maculations will rival her own!
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| Freddie
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I think you mean machinations.
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| Zevon
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Don't be so condescendinating!
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| Carlos
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Wait. So, how did you get off the Isle?
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| Zevon
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It was all thanks to Mal.
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| Jane
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Audrey was right. Mal was behind all this!
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| Zevon
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No. I would like to think she came back for me. I always imagined there was a spark between us.
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| Carlos
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The island?
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| Zevon
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Oh, right. So two days ago when Mal came to the Isle. She opened the protective dome for a few precious seconds. I was watching. Not that I sit around and watch Mal it's just uh. Anyway when she finally left the Isle I boldly slipped out as the dome was opened.
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| Carlos
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And you swam all the way here?
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| Zevon
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No, just part of the way. Then I got a ride with a friend.
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| CJ
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Ahoy!
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| All
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CJ?
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| Carlos
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What are you doing here?
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| CJ
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Hi, guys. Did I tell you I got my own ship? Well, more of a row boat, actually, but it's a start. Hey, cutie. I gave Zevon a ride in exchange for a full 50-foot schooner when he takes over Auradon.
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| Carlos
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Takes over?! You? Please! Wait! Why?
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| Zevon
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To fulfill my family's destiny! To rule an empire. Auradon will be mine!
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| Jay
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Hey, that's my dad's scepter! That should be in the museum.
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| Zevon
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No. It belongs in the hands of king Zevon!
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| Jay
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Not if we can stop you.
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| Zevon
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Ba-bam!
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| All
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Whoa! Whoa!
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| CJ
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Guess it's time for the potion portion of the show.
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| Zevon
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The school's chemistry lab had nearly all the ingredients I desired.
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| Jane
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Try running backwards!
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| Zevon
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Ba-boom! As fun as this is, I have a kingdom to take over, so, Ka-bow! Oh, look how little you are.
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| CJ
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Especially Carlos. Well, I'm gonna go get a good seat for the hostile takeover. I'll be back when the dust settles!
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| Zevon
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Now, for the jewels. What?! Gone! Looks like I'll have to crash the Jewel-bilee.
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