Lonnie promo

  • "Hey, guys! I'm Lonnie. My mom's Mulan? No? Anyways, I love what you've done with Jane's hair. And I know you hate us, and, well, you're evil. But do you think you could do mine?"
  • "I'll pay you 50 dollars."
  • "Yeah, yeah. I want it cool. Like Mal's."
  • "No, no, no, no, no, no! I love it."
  • "It's just... Now I'm cool."
  • "There you are, Mal! I was looking for you. You know, all the girls want you to do their hair! Midnight snack, huh? What you guys making?"
  • "What? I'm not gonna double dip."
  • "It could use some chips."
  • "Chocolate chips. Just the most important food group."
  • "Wait, didn't your moms ever make you guys, like, chocolate chip cookies?"
  • "Like, when you're feeling sad, and they're fresh from the oven, with a big old glass of milk, and she just makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective and... why are you all looking at me like that?"
  • "Yeah, I know. I just, you know, I thought... Even villains love their kids. Oh... How awful."
  • "Good night."
  • "Wake up. Check if he's okay."
  • "Chad, wake up!"

  • "Me! Sorry."
  • "I can hardly wait to see what your wedding will look like!"
  • "Well, everyone knows it."
  • "You should put me on the team."
  • "Okay, yeah, but you're down a man! I mean, since Ben had to leave to do all that king stuff."
  • "Jay..."
  • "If my mother thought that way, she would have lost the war."

Good Is the New Bad

  • "No, you look totes cute."
  • "But they're already..."

I'm Your Girl

  • "Thank you so much for designing my outfit for the hip-hop show."
  • "I just have one question for you, guys."
  • "Why are we making my dress in the science lab?"
  • "But also welcoming!"
  • "And friendlier."
  • "Nuclear waste?"
  • "You want me to perform in the dark?"

Mash It Up

  • "How about a kickboxing hip-hop ball?"
  • "Ooh. I love pumpkins"
  • "Neon-glo party!"
  • "Just to write neon fashion will be... phosphor-essential!"

The Night is Young

  • "I don't know what happened. Nothing's working. Someone cut the equipment cord!"

Neon Lights Out

  • "Seemed fitting."
  • "We need search music."
  • "I don't understand what's going on, but here's some pirate music."
  • "Okay, I'll stop."

Odd Mal Out

  • "Uh, wait. You didn't tell her? Nobody told her?"

Evil Among Us

  • "Whoa! Got it."

Party Crasher

  • "Oh, I just got a text from Jane. But I I can't read it. It's- It's like super tiny."
  • "Oh, no!"


United We Stand

  • "And some of this!"

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