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All-Hail-the-New-Q.N.L.B.-23
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Mash It Up Mad for Tea
Evie Alrighty! Who's ready for party makeovers?
Mal I guess I am!
Audrey Sure?
Freddie I don't think I am.
Evie That's the attitude! I concocted an amazing beauty mineral face. Who wants a facial? P.S. I made that up.
Mal Whoa! Never woulda guessed that.
Audrey What does it matter? I wasn't even chosen as the Q.N.L.B.
Mal Is that a good thing? 'Cause that acronym just doesn’t sound good.
Audrey It's "Queen of the Neon Lights Ball". Duhzies! And I did not win!
Evie Oh, Freddie? Did you check to ask who did win?
Freddie Uh, no.
Evie It was me. I won. I'm the Q.N.L.B.! Oh no... Did you just ask where I'm going to put the crown? I don't know where. I'm running out of room for all my crowns!
Mal Is that Ruby's hair?
Audrey No! It's the other girl with the hundred foot pony tail. I'm stress brushing. Stress brushing helps me deal with losing.
Evie Well then, you better keep brushing because I am on fire! Carbon dioxide, water vapour, oxygen and nitrogen; ignite it up and here! OK Freddie, for your makeover, I'm thinking a little less voodoo and a little more new-do.
Freddie That's funny! Tip for my makeover? I'm thinking a little "leave me exactly the way I am"!
Evie No problems. Audrey, for your makeover, I'm thinking about some apple-red lipstick and some wicked Cheshire cat eyes.
Audrey The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I'm made over from the one who lost the crown to the one who won.
Evie Oh, I forgot to bring that one. Sorry! Mal, for your makeover, I want to see what you look like in purple.
Mal I think we know the answer to that?
Evie Oh, that's not purple, that's aubergine...
Freddie You know? I always thought of it more as an eggplant.
Mal What just happened in here?
Audrey I know. Right? It's clearly more of an amethyst.
Jane My mascot uniform is gone! (Looks at Mal)
Mal Why are you looking at me?
Jane Because your bracelet was in my room!
Mal What?
Jane You must have dropped it when you stole my uniform.
Mal I don't know why my bracelet was there but I definitely didn't take your uniform.
Audrey Maybe you spelt it away?
Mal Why would I do that?
Jane Maybe you thought it was in fashion-forward or something?
Evie That sounds like something I would do... but I didn't! Besides, I couldn't have; I was too busy winning my crown! Did you guys know I won a crown? 'Cause I did! I won the crown!
Mal Trust me, if I spelled away every single non-fashion-forward item I saw every day, there would be no clothes in Auradon.
Jane Ouch! So, you're saying you don't like the way we dress?
Mal No! That's not what I am saying. What I'm saying is "I did not take the uniform". Seriously, Jane, I am sure it will turn up soon.
Jane I guess you're right.
Evie Ya, this is Auradon! It's not like there is some thief in a cloaked glove running around stealing things...

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